i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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