is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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