Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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