I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Randomize
