I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The air was thick with penises
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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