i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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