I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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