YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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