Your face is a jimmy john
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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