BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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