She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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