you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
