i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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