Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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