"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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