you guys were way drunker than both of me
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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