Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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