I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
In America we eat man semen.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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