Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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