Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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