just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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