Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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