There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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