I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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