So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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