STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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