I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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