we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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