normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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