thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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