can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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