at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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