Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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