Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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