i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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