It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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