absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
we're making bets on your personal life
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I love you. Go after that dick
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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