Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Cover your peen. We're going out.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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