I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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