lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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