I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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