The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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