then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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