let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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