So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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