Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I understand Curling. That high.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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