dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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