You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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