I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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