is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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