once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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