Small penises have feelings too.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
