STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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