I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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