Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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