lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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